Rob: Kristen, you wanna go make out in the limo?
Kristen: You're so sweet, Rob! But I really need to practice my bitchface first. Maybe later?
Taylor: I can't stop staring at it. It's robbing me of my will to live.
Ashley: Taylor, I promise it'll be OK. The mullet will grow out.
Kristen: Check this one out - I call it "Snarky With a Hint of Boredom." Pretty good, no?
Taylor: You're totally right, Ashley. Thanks! Can I touch your butt?
Ashley: My shoes are HOT.
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